homumado:

ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ hello i am a bear do not say bad things please

ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ my bear ears are very sensitive to mean words

ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ be kind

(Source: psychopass, via psybelius)

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zackisontumblr:

i want a bf with a select vocabulary which includes phrases like:

  • yes babe
  • you’re cute
  • of course i will bring you snacks
  • my dick is 3 feet long
  • you’re always right babe i’m sorry

(via sassygayclarinetist)

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thedaysgrowshort:

casgetoutofmyassbutt:

politedoge:

their shirts say wiggles but their eyes say help

I thought this was star trek for a second.

set phasers to fruit salad

thedaysgrowshort:

casgetoutofmyassbutt:

politedoge:

their shirts say wiggles but their eyes say help

I thought this was star trek for a second.

set phasers to fruit salad

(via beethoventheunicorn)

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officialunitedstates:

i made this up for notes

officialunitedstates:

i made this up for notes

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Anonymous asked: But you're cute and I'm like ehhhhhhh and I'm kind of intimidated tbh

shhhhhhhh

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fuck capitalism

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inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

(Source: s4dg0th, via stevey226)

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me: *presses down a piano key for 30 seconds*
me: just workin on my long tones

thatmagikarp:

sassygayklavierspieler:

Cute music terms to name your children:

  • Viola
  • Harmony
  • Melody
  • Cadence
  • Carol
  • Hymn
  • Celeste
  • Clef
  • Agitato
  • Oboe Player
  • F Sharp
  • Barbaro
  • Plagal
  • Smorzando
  • ii♭ 6-4
  • Canon in inversion and augmentation

•egg

are you ok

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yall say you have crushes on me but i get 0 messages guys COME ON

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