becausejensenackless:

5sosexiness:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

"My time has come" whispered the penis as the sun slowly rose in the east.


I will never look at morning wood the same way ever again.

becausejensenackless:

5sosexiness:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

"My time has come" whispered the penis as the sun slowly rose in the east.

I will never look at morning wood the same way ever again.

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vegan-shithead:

dimedog:

vegan-shithead:

if I see one more “g*psy/indie” bullshit blog link, I’m going to scream

✧♱ ♰Follow for more soft bigotry♱ ♰

❂ ღ click for pale racists ღ ❂

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shinobicyrus:

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

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"Don’t leave ln|y| in your solution. Leaving ln|y| in your solution is like being slightly naked."

Calculus professor (via mathprofessorquotes)

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pluckypalaeontologist:

sillyunicorntime:

dieceased:

daiyaoowada:

I told my government class about the Great Emu War and half the class didn’t believe me so we had my government teacher look it up on the projector oh my god

image

only in australia

wait how did the emus win

have you ever met an emu

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Anonymous said: patience lots

is this for the thing
where i guess who this is

how what
this is insufficient information

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vanillucks:

7 words no one ever wants to read

vanillucks:

7 words no one ever wants to read

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drugsupplier:

calling your friends like

image

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accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

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jackryanz:

when your blinds are closed and you lose all sense of time 

image

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